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Google的愚人节无敌新服务！ 使用前别忘了带手套！
今天，如果大家能上Google英文版的首页（访问方法，进入中文Google后，点击“Google.com in English”），应该可以看到Google带来的一则愚人节新闻：“New！ Get FREE breakthrough broadband with （BETA）.”（Google 免费马桶无线网）。 进入马桶网站的页面，上面还真煞有介事的介绍了这个“系统”的原理，马桶无线网络提供高达8M至32M的下载带宽（10倍于DSL线路），其中8M的线 路完全免费使用，如果用户上网后不在线一段时期后，厕所可能会被阻塞，这时候需要冲水三次，然后再重新连线上网，推荐使用无线连接上网，不推荐使用自动清 洗马桶。
（以上文字转自月光博客）
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
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